assman 

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

assman by Jim July 25, 2003

assman 

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

assman by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009

assman 

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

assman by Mike Mags November 25, 2003

assman 

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

assman by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003

Assman 

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

Assman by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

assman 

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

assman by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

assman 

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

assman by griff May 14, 2003