assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 12, 2009

assman

a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.

Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.

by Telatragas4real. February 25, 2023

assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003

assman

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009

assman

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

by Mike Mags November 26, 2003

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003

assman

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

by Frank the tank October 16, 2003