assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Assword

Noun; 'ass-werd'
A password in the username field.

Verb; 'ass-werd'
The act of typing your password in the Username field, thus displaying it in clear text for the world to view.

Look guys Sally just entered an assword!

Patrick assworded during this weeks meeting, what a buffoon!

by D@nnie Devito January 4, 2011

Assload

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

by Just Too Much March 29, 2010

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

assword

1) the term used for a mis-spelled password.

Johnny typed an assword.

by Shane Sanders July 18, 2007

metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003