Assinine

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011

assinine

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!

by Windex December 11, 2004

Assinine

When the ass is good but it's not a ten

That girls booty was Assinine .

by Assinine210 September 19, 2016

assinism

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism

"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!

by mompsych101 March 19, 2014

Assintoses

When someone constantly smells like butt.

Bro that kid got some hella assintoses.

by Mendel h May 21, 2018

Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

Assinate

To twerk on someone until death.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

by parvnoide July 17, 2016