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assholescent

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole
A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.
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Assholes and elbows

'assholes and elbows' refers to working hard at a task. It originated in farm work. If a group of field hands is busy and bent over picking crops, then a supervisor looking out over the group would see nothing but "assholes and elbows".
A derivative term with the same origin and meaning is head down, butt up.
Row boss to field hands: Alright that's enough chit-chat and coffee break! It's time to get back to work and I don't want to see nothing but assholes and elbows until this field is picked clean.
by berrypicker September 2, 2012
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Opinions Are Like Assholes.

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.
If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.
by The Savage Legend June 20, 2009
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assholescent

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
by Janwriter June 4, 2010
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assholishness

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003
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About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.
-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.
by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004
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Assholism

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way
"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"
by Weatherholt June 4, 2016
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