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Assholeimia

A disorder present only in males that causes them to compulsively act like an asshole or jerk.
Being an 'asshole' can consist of treating people like shit; using women then casting them aside; lying to women or general mistreating of women. Sometimes there are rare cases where males are involved.
Assholeimia is incurable and is some cases even believed to be genetic. Assholeimia is not passed on through germs or sexual contact.
Once you come into contact with someone with Assholeima, the only way to avoid the harrasment they carry with them is to ignore them completely and in some cases, run away!
It can be very difficult to spot as most people with this disorder appear to be very nice at first.
(Asshole has Assholeimia)
Asshole: Hi there, you're a very beautiful lady
Woman: Why thankyou
Asshole: Would you like to go on a date with me sometime?
Woman: Well, I don't know, I don't even know you
Asshole: Ahh man, I knew a beautiful woman like you wouldn't bother with a guy like me
Woman: No, wait... I'd love to
(After the date and some 'coffee'...)
Woman: Wow, that was amazing.. I think.. I really like you
Asshole: ...
Woman: Hello?
(Somewhere else)
Asshole: Hi there, you're a beautiful lady
by Left-handed-kewl-kid December 19, 2009
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assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
by RESCU May 13, 2009
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Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.
Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!
by Richter Ass March 6, 2020
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assholeciated

1. to be connected with, or be related to an asshole.
Though he himself not an asshole, Dave is assholeciated with Warren, an arrogant selfish prick asshole.
by Nuclear Warren February 10, 2014
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Assholeria

A place where assholes are created. Derived from the suffix -ria, which, in Spanish, denotes a place of creation for the rest of the word.
Guy: ... so then I urinated on him.
Other guy: Dude, were you born in an assholeria or something?
by KombatKing January 6, 2009
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Assholemancer

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.
The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.
by WCrispy May 20, 2014
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assholeina

Somebody or something that smells like pure ass or looks like ass.
Damn, that bitch smell like assholeina.
by assholeina December 9, 2018
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