Assholeimia

A disorder present only in males that causes them to compulsively act like an asshole or jerk.
Being an 'asshole' can consist of treating people like shit; using women then casting them aside; lying to women or general mistreating of women. Sometimes there are rare cases where males are involved.
Assholeimia is incurable and is some cases even believed to be genetic. Assholeimia is not passed on through germs or sexual contact.
Once you come into contact with someone with Assholeima, the only way to avoid the harrasment they carry with them is to ignore them completely and in some cases, run away!
It can be very difficult to spot as most people with this disorder appear to be very nice at first.

(Asshole has Assholeimia)
Asshole: Hi there, you're a very beautiful lady
Woman: Why thankyou
Asshole: Would you like to go on a date with me sometime?
Woman: Well, I don't know, I don't even know you
Asshole: Ahh man, I knew a beautiful woman like you wouldn't bother with a guy like me
Woman: No, wait... I'd love to
(After the date and some 'coffee'...)
Woman: Wow, that was amazing.. I think.. I really like you
Asshole: ...
Woman: Hello?
(Somewhere else)
Asshole: Hi there, you're a beautiful lady

Assholeimia by Left-handed-kewl-kid December 19, 2009

assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

Assholeciation 

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

Assholeciation by Richter Ass March 6, 2020

assholeciated 

1. to be connected with, or be related to an asshole.

Though he himself not an asshole, Dave is assholeciated with Warren, an arrogant selfish prick asshole.

assholeciated by Nuclear Warren February 10, 2014

Assholeria 

A place where assholes are created. Derived from the suffix -ria, which, in Spanish, denotes a place of creation for the rest of the word.

Guy: ... so then I urinated on him.
Other guy: Dude, were you born in an assholeria or something?

Assholeria by KombatKing January 6, 2009

Assholemancer 

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.

The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.

Assholemancer by WCrispy May 20, 2014

assholeina 

Somebody or something that smells like pure ass or looks like ass.

Damn, that bitch smell like assholeina.

assholeina by assholeina December 9, 2018