A shortened version of asshopper, which is in turn a shortened version of grasshopper. Grasshopper being a nickname for a student such as Daniel-san in The Karate Kid.
by Sean R May 19, 2005
Get the assho mug.i)insulting a whore who is an ass....thus...ASSHO
ii)insulting somebody who is an asshole...thus...ASSHO
ii)insulting somebody who is an asshole...thus...ASSHO
i)"that ho kicked my balls for no reason!!! wat an assho!!"
ii)"do you know the answer for this question?"
"grapes are fun!!"
"ASSHO..."
ii)"do you know the answer for this question?"
"grapes are fun!!"
"ASSHO..."
by drawn together rules!!` November 23, 2006
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Get the Assho mug.When you begin to accidentally say asshole in front of your parents, trying to catch it at the last minute. Singular: assho-meany.
by AnonymousANONYMOUS May 2, 2012
Get the Assho-meanies mug.a term used to describe a person who is a motherfucking asshole, shortened to mudaassho and coined by johno.
by iheartpho February 18, 2012
Get the Muda Assho mug.He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the He meets assholes everywhere he goes. mug.This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016
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