Assgrapes

hemorohoids

my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole

by annemarie January 17, 2003

asstrampoline

1. A person who has their ass used as a trampoline.
2. Someone who uses words such as "indicators", or "blinkers".

You're a complete asstrampoline.

by chalk_line January 9, 2008

assramification

Getting your ass pounded to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Cell mate: hope your ready to face the assramifications of our actions

by truu statement September 25, 2011

Assgrass

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.

Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.

by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

assgremlin

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

assgravy

Light brown thick steaming chunks of diarrhea spew that when spattered all over the toilet, looks like gravy from a Thanksgiving dinner table. Also look at buttgravy

Ted was on my toilet for hours and didn't even bother to clean his assgravy off of it.

by Geriko1 September 8, 2008