assface 

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit

Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch

assface by TheKingOfHeat June 2, 2010

Assface 

My ex husband.

He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.

He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.

Assface by Doug McGue June 9, 2016

AssFace 

A person with no shame, or ass in their face.
Also known as an #AssFace, this phrase was coined as a worldwide phrase of unity and love by #AssFaceNFT in October 2021.

Citizen 1: "Hey did you hear Boris Johnson's announcement today?"
Citizen 2: "No dude, I stopped listening to that AssFace a long while back!"

AssFace by AssFaceNFT November 3, 2021

Assface 

A verb. To marshal together a group to detain and subdue a person to the ground, while one asshole drops his pants, spreads his cheeks, and rubs his asshole across the victim's face. This act usually results in anger, or if the victim is a pussy, crying. Also causes intense embarrasment, not to mention it just plain smells like ass. Also may have the side effect of pink eye.

Ethan: Dude, you missed it! The whole wrestling team held down Dominic and I Assfaced him, it was fucking hilarious!

Kurtis: What did he do?

Ethan: He called us a bunch of crackers, then went home and cried.

Assface by Poisonhole February 21, 2009

Assface 

A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.

Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!

Assface by hotchinadoll August 4, 2009

assface 

An insult reserved by the carton character "Crabby Cakes" on the show Clone High USA

"You've got crabs, ASSFACE!!!"

assface by Tion the One April 23, 2003

assface 

A holy fool. One quite careless, who mocks the proud: through wit, prankery, or subtle action.

"Hey, Bobbert, check out the assface in the store window posing like a mannequin..."

assface by Hill Y. December 12, 2003