toxic assets

Paper purchases made by banks that turn out to have little or no real value.

AIG bank failed because they had 50 billion dollars worth of toxic assets

by f0rTyLeGz January 17, 2009

liquid assets

Any type of alcohol (especially beer and liquor). This term is typically used in social contexts--but definitely not at a highbrow cocktail party. Use this term when you don't want to be blatant about your alcohol consumption (in front of parents, grown-ups, etc) or when you just want to sound fratty.

Teenage kid #1: Hey, dude, are we set for the party tonight?
Kid #2: Yeah, don't worry. My big brother already picked up the liquid assets for us.
Kid #1: Sweet. Thanks.

by urbanite2 May 31, 2010

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

hot assets

Ingredients of a Homemade chocolate pie or Section 751 Assets or Tax Bitches Butts.

Chocolate, Unrealized Recievables, Butts

by Bruce April 5, 2005

Assets

When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.

Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.

by schnappoulop May 24, 2014

assets

recreational drugs (Aussie)

You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.

by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023

Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.

online value of an individual is online assets

by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013