asstard

Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard

dmi is a silly russian asstard.

by ASDFGASD December 17, 2002

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

Asscara

The streaks of mascara left on the body, such as on the face or neck, as a result of getting ass.

Bill came home with a clean collar but it was the asscara that made his wife suspect his infidelity.

by lostservice December 14, 2013

Assward

Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

by bretfort October 3, 2008

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

asstard

What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.

Get a load of what this asstard did.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

asstard

Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.

Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent

He is an asstard treating her that way

by llittle bird January 6, 2013