Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.
by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 3, 2011
Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!
by TMoneyID December 30, 2011
ASSSSSSBURRGGGGEEERRRRRS!!!!
Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??
Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?
The assburgers at this place are wonderful
Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??
Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?
The assburgers at this place are wonderful
by toocoolforAHFUCKSHIT December 7, 2009
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
by Rainbringer June 5, 2006
A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
by mochajoe June 1, 2005
The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
or
Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
or
Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011