assbrush

a mohawk. a hairstlye mostly worn by "punk" kids who want to be "different" or whose parents didnt hug them enough when they were children. its a shaved head with a long strip of hair that goes down the center and is spiked out. Just the perfect shape to brush an ass

Travis Barker and his poor infant sport father son ass brushes

by gurlie July 16, 2008

Asstros

A team in baseball that is prone to cheating. The Asstros are known to use replay cameras to steal pitching signs, stand in the strike zone to get to first, use illegal bats etc. A dubious team with no morals.

Baseball fan 1: Hey did you see the batter last night try to cheat his way on base by literally standing in the strike zone?

Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.

by D00mguy9000 October 31, 2022

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assbroth

A particularly sloppy fart and/or diarrhoea

Kim needed a shower after a particulaly nasty case of explosive assbroth.

by Natty100 April 9, 2008

assrose

crumpled toilet paper dowsed in blood after wiping

usu. a test if the anal cavity is bleeding

I just had an assrose and i think it's time to see a doctor.

by AllabastorMaroe October 4, 2011

Asstrosity

A word used to describe a huge ass.

Mick:Man look at that asstrosity!
Gorge:I know right, its huge!

by That one kid on the street. April 16, 2017

Assbroofsu

A sport in which two opponents compete and try to touch clamp their opponents ass in each hands

Yo we were playing assbroofsu last night at the park

by Donkeytitties April 25, 2017