Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

assbreath

an obsequious person; one who kisses
ass so adeptly that his breath has acquired an anal bouquet

you're not fooling anyone, assbreath, everyone knows you are an incompetent suckup.

by zakhi January 30, 2003

ass brat

Kids that are not only brats but assholes as well. Usually the offspring of asshole parents.

Man, look at that woman and those ass brats, I'm glad my kids behave.

by TGJ August 30, 2007

Assboating

When you fart and it sounds like your butthole is motorboating your ass cheeks.

Damn Hardy!did you just assboat all over yourself?quit assboating!

by hardymetal August 4, 2010

camilla assirati

camilla assirati, amazing spy,accountant and friend. very quirky and creative and has an amazing sense of style

maisie: hey camilla assirati (fudge cake) the amazing spy

camilla: hey there maisie

by fellow spy maisie george 👁👄👁 December 27, 2020

assbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.

"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."

by Aaidyin September 30, 2008

Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism

He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020