assbench

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

assbandit

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

by Champ February 9, 2002

assbandit

someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males

<see Crazydude999>

by naoneo December 20, 2001

assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

by sssharris February 4, 2004

assbently

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad

assbently gay as fuck dude

by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021

assbandit

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.

That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.

by Stein January 8, 2004