Assassin

one of the last descendents of the hashashin; they still gather under certain planetary alignments not to kill but to honour their forefathers through mystic rituals. once the higher cerebral level has been achieved, they are free to plot the downfall of the god who betrayed them and the return of the dark lord their master
i once knew an assassin, or at least i thought i did
by servant of the baron September 24, 2003
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Assassin

To have sex with someone from behind (anal/vaginal) and pull out at the last second and shoot your load in the back of thier head.
You should try the assassin on your girlfriend tonight.

Dude.. I fuckin' assassinated that bitch last night. (past tense)
by 3ntrails July 11, 2008
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Assassin

Figuratively speaking, a person (usually woman) who "kills" other people with their looks, words or actions. Also known as a player or maneater, people nicknamed Assassin feel as if they are superior to the people around them and look for unsuspecting people for sexual, financial or social gain.
"See that girl over there? People call her Assassin...one look and you're dead."
by assassinakanat September 20, 2006
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The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi
by gimme the money April 25, 2017
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Assassin

The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.
"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"
by Marquis February 26, 2005
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the art of shoving someone's butt cheek up their ass.
Joe was behiving badly until I assassined him.
by jim October 25, 2003
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The person that has 2 butts
A: Hey! Do you know that you can't say "assassin" without saying "ass" twice!
B: Fuck off
by I used my real name for my acc December 16, 2021
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