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The most powerful human ever born, said to be stronger than Jesus himself
He is an undercover physics teacher that can control the laws of the universe
The most powerful human ever born, said to be stronger than Jesus himself
He is an undercover physics teacher that can control the laws of the universe
Man 1: whats you religion man?
Man 2: i worship the one and only Raja assaf
Man 1: All praise almighty Raja
Man 2: i worship the one and only Raja assaf
Man 1: All praise almighty Raja
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A man who has sexual intercourse with his friends mom (Kim). Amir is A hard working man at the basics when he’s not getting bunned off the shatta pen. He likes making fun of fat kids named Jacob, Dave and Matt.
Yo Amir Assaf hows Kim doing.
Great we just got married and fucked on our honeymoon while matt watched like a dog
Great we just got married and fucked on our honeymoon while matt watched like a dog
by Tinkerbells warm scrotum January 5, 2020
Get the Amir Assaf mug.When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
by DanUD July 25, 2017
Get the Assad Curse mug.(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.
The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.
The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.
by Eschatus February 29, 2020
Get the Assange mug.Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).
She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.
Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.
Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
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by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019
Get the Assala mug.Asiafication surgery. Now I've googled this, and there are no results. Like, nothing explains what the heck this is.
by Iwillconsumeyourbunghole September 4, 2020
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