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A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
ass cheese by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012
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ass-cheese
The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
ass-cheese by Tahtiana September 10, 2008
Asscheeks
Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."
Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.
Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.