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Ass Mattress

Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough
Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress
by EvetscipE February 14, 2010
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noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot
by jijun't April 30, 2020
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matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.
Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass
by Mike McG July 3, 2008
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mattress ass

The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.

Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.
While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.
by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016
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matitties with no ass

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
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assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008
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