When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.
A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.
by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020
Get the Asphalt challenge mug.1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.
2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.
2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.
by Solidmixer March 30, 2009
Get the Asphalt Cocktail mug.Related Words
A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.
At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.
by HereamI March 2, 2011
Get the Assphelters mug.A strong, successful woman, who works on the road or in a typical "mans" line of work... examples.. Construction, Road Construction, truck drivers, oil field, farm work, etc.
A woman running a combine during harvest, she is an asphalt cowgirl, a female safety officer in charge of managing the safety of road crews and plant sites is an asphalt cowgirl, a female carpenter, a woman truck driver, A woman working as a roughneck, woman working and being successful in lines of work that males dominate. Could even be a corporate CEO that is the first woman to make it to the top that travels a lot, she would be an asphalt cowgirl
by Asphalt Cowgirl January 31, 2014
Get the asphalt cowgirl mug.A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.
by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021
Get the Asphalt toads mug.A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
by Jordy M July 7, 2008
Get the asphalt hickey mug.One of the best , if not, the best MLG pro team in history. "Asphalt gaming" consists of very handsome men except for one.
by too beast April 4, 2015
Get the asphalt gaming mug.