artichokeded

when one with an artichoke allergy chokes on an artichoke.

yo did you hear sally artichokeded?

by artichoke-lover-83 November 28, 2018

artichoke me daddy

Okie-dokie arti-choke me daddy

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*

by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016

artichoke

The act in which someone uses their teeth on a penis, during a blowjob, in a scraping motion, similar to how one would eat an artichoke

"Dude, my penis is killing me. My girlfriend completely artichoked me last night."

by The Kosher Berger January 1, 2008

Okey Dokey Artichokey

A derivation of goodbye. Usually used after, "See you later alligator!"

CAUTION: Do not use with great frequency, for fear of looking like a big idiot.

X: I'm going to get the hell outta here.
Y: Okey dokey artichokey!
X: WHAT?

by Suave, Rico December 2, 2004

Artichoke

The want to strangle someone based solely on something they did or created, that angers you beyond belief. This is the top-o-the-line "I've had it" response

I artichoke the person that came up with cloth diapers.

I artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!

by mrman0315 February 4, 2010

Artichoke

A happy veggie. :)

"I'm an artichoke!" the carrot creid.

by hi June 1, 2003

.artichokemeplease

the sexist, hottest person ever

.artichokemeplease-my fav mutuals

by scottlanggirlfriend June 23, 2021