arsey

1. to be really crap and shit and give a sense of cheapness

2. used to describe something suspicious

3. idiots who piss you off with their retarded behaviour

4. Carson Daily

5. see Douchebag

1. man, that car looks so arsey

2a. damn that guy is so arsey
2b. that competition is so fucking arsey, i bet its rigged

3. fuck those guys are being so damn arsey

by Ben Lee October 20, 2003

arsey parts

When farts smell/sound so bad you know theres gotta be something left behind.

Andrew: *farts in bed*

Mandy: You might want to check the sheets for arsey parts.

by melowt September 7, 2010

Arsey smell

The odour that protrudes from a woman's anus. The odour is directly from an arse but smells nice due to her cleanliness, hygiene and all around good preparation for being pumped.

Term coined by Neil from 'The Inbetweeners'.

'I pumped Alice the other night in doggy position. The arsey smell from her starfish was beautiful.'

by Mr. A. Fissures August 10, 2017

Arsey

Delusional mindset displayed by gooners, singing and shouting they're "Invincible"... But get turned over by teams like York City and Oxford United (et al)!

Why do the Woolwich wankers say they're from North London... when they're from Sarrrf of the river!

"HOW "ARSEY" IS THAT!"

by Dee~Bo November 24, 2024

Arsey

Having an abundance of arse and not being afraid of flaunting it. Also actively indulging in beastiality with animals in the Panthera Genus.

Oh my God Ashley! That girl is so arsey! She slept with a cougar.

by Maddycool2004 February 17, 2019

Arsey

Someone/something that is "arsey" they is prone to disappoint when it really matters. Strongly associated with the term "bottling" or "bottle job/s". They/it wilt at the last when coming under increasing pressure.

These arsey fan have been loud all though the game but now there 3-0 down they're leaving.

This arsey team have looked good all season but with 2 games have bottled the number 1 spot.

by The Ashballache Army May 15, 2023

farty arsey

Used to describe one who deliberates excessively.

Hurry up and stop being so farty arsey!

by fartymcarsey August 27, 2016