Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020

Arseness

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.

Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.

by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008

arsene wenger

Manager of Arsenal, the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to Einstien

arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds

by Matthieu April 1, 2005

arseny

A guy who many people want to fuck. His sexiness makes guys around him want to fuck him, yet he keeps himself strictly a ladies'-man

Arseny is a ladies'-man

by friend March 30, 2003

Arsene

The awakening persona in persona 5, he was based on Arsene Lupin, the last gentleman thief that ever lived. He has big black wings and wears red clothes. When Joker first uses a persona, his face starts burning with blue flames and arsene is summoned behind him.

Arsene resembles the rebel soul within joker, and is also the persona used with Joker in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, granting him many boosts.

In Tarot cards, Arsene is of the Fool Tarot, which can be maxed out with Igor's confidant.

"Arsene!"
"hey are you, ugh, fine?"

"I'm cosplaying as Joker"
"You are just in uniform..."
"Exactly... EIHAGAON!"

"What is your favorite persona?"
"Arsene of course!"
"Mine is Mara, have you seen what it looks like?"

by onceasushiones September 25, 2019

Arsene Lupin

A fictional character created by Maurice Leblanc. He was a French "gentlemen" Thief. Meaning he stole things in more of a chivalrous way. Not busting in, gun ready to shoot every person unless he got the money. He was classier than that.

The character Lupin the Third the supposed to be the grandson of Arsene Lupin

by ramtha December 27, 2006

arseniy

A member of the Russian mafia who has unhealthy obsession with Russian porno and has about 1 terabyte of porn on his hard drive.

Also, has been known to be so horny that he has to whack off while driving a car.

Man, did you hear about that kid Arseniy?

He got busted for having child porn and watching it in the library!

by Chopmankins October 4, 2009