Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

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Applonian

A fierce, unwavering supporter of Apple; one whose life is inspired by the Book of Jobs.

"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."

by Sniffy Sniff October 21, 2011

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Appleton

Appleton is a small ass yuppie suburb located in north-eastern Wisconsin; Yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.

Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.

Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".

As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.

"Some exotic background, from Appleton, Wisconsin. That's as American as Appleton pie."

by a.i.k. October 14, 2008

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