applerant

A fruitist diatribe where the speaker denounces all non-apple fruit.

Looks like she just went out a three minute applerant for no ap-pear-ant reason.

by Johnny Apple-screed December 18, 2022

Applehandsome

It's the word apprehensive but funny, also it's just a handsome apple

It can be used in any way, like, I'm gonna applehandsome you. That doesn't even make sense but it's funny use it anyway.

by Imanapplehandsome guy November 1, 2025