You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

St. Moritz Apartments

A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.

The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.

I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....

by Luketrizzy October 3, 2013

Shared Apartment

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".

I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

by Pride rock concrete meme team July 20, 2021

apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".

I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.

by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.

rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

coming apart

A phrase derived from the fascinating high school course, "Coming Apart: The US in the 1960s." The phrase is remarkably successful at irritating others when injected constantly into conversation especially when its use does not make sense. Potatoes and anchors are particularly sensitive to the phrase and exhibit signs of repulsion and are prone to violent behavior upon hearing it.

Person A: Dude, your shoelace is undone. It's coming apart.
Person B: What the heck?
Person A: Your understanding of what I'm saying is coming apart.
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: It looks like our friendship is coming apart.
Person B: Dude shut up.
Person A: Your ability to use words longer than one syllable is coming apart.
(Person B punches Person A)
Person A: My blood vessels are coming apart.

by InThe1960s February 28, 2009

aparthyeid

A social gathering that has naturally or accidentally segregated by race, due to happenstance or design. Use has since spread to incorporate separation via language, nationality or social background.

Yeah, the party was good. But after all the French people arrived it turned into an aparthyeid.

I wonder why the white kids aren't mingling. This is total aparthyeid.

by ndr_y August 24, 2010