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The Norton Anthology of American Literature

1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.
Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
by AnOffshorePrawn January 4, 2008
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Anthology Song

A song comprised of mini-songs (with different tempos and beats) while sticking to the main theme of the song. It's similar to anthology films; comprised of short films with different directors while sticking to the main theme.
Producers like to experiment with songwriting by creating an anthology song.
by nervous_wreak3 April 25, 2022
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Anthology

A religion started by the coolest person in the world
I so believe in Anthology
by Antonio August 28, 2004
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Freaking Anthology

The name of the huge Norton's Anthology book that eveyone hates carrying around.
Ugh.. I have to carry my Freaking Anthology to my next class.
by wheresmikey November 22, 2007
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Anology

The study of nothing in both a literal sense and as in the act those who believe they are studying are actually doing
In class we started our anology unit .
by Jumx September 30, 2025
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