antiquing

Destroying old furniture that you don't own, generally while intoxicated.

He went antiquing on his way home from the bar, cost me $65.

by kleerwater December 11, 2011

Antiquing

Similar to the term referring to shopping for older artifacts and objects, antiquing refers to a younger person sexually or romantically seeking the company of an older person.

Over the weekend, Jeff went antiquing at the local bar where he met Olivia who is 25 years his senior.

by nicknc001214 January 22, 2014

Antiquing

To lynch a black person, coming from the slur antique farm equipment, used as an innuendo in most cases.

A: Wanna go antiquing?
B: I'm game to try anything once, mabye I'll start a collection!
A: Racist.

by Gibur November 9, 2008

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50

I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!

by Thessalonia June 6, 2017

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 12, 2020