Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

by noodles April 03, 2003

antiquing

bender's least-said word

is it antiquing?...boom.

by andrew k February 06, 2004

Antique

To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.

Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.

by Schuyler August 10, 2003

antiqueing

Throwing flour on your roomates face while he is asleep.

Shultz antiqued David while he slept on the floor.

by King Cow December 31, 2003

antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated

She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.

by Bigfoot99 December 02, 2015

antiquing

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.

sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"

by karissa11 May 05, 2006

antiquing

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.

1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.

by TripJ October 27, 2009