Capital of Maryland. Has many cool attributes despite most of its inhabitants. Many of the people are move ins who have decided that the city should be the model for Stepford wives everywhere. Had a cool working town flavor that is now virtually gone (The Little Campus was replaced by a fucking Irish Bar). Speaking of fucking Irish bars, every vomit reaked doorfront that charges $6 a Harp and thinks it is above Natty Bo calls itself an Irish Bar. They put O' or Mc or OAK in their name and get every 1/32 Irish blood and up motherfucker to pat themselves on the back for coming from someplace else. It is so obnoxious even Bostonians say "dude, too much". Full of fat fucking tourist who fill up the sidewalk as they ooh and aah at the overpriced cheesy nautical shit in the windows or stare at the Laura Ashley window that they could stare at back home. The food is 2/3 shitty as most involves $8 hamburgers, greasy crabcackes with non-Maryland crabmeat, and spoiled shellfish. Used to be cool but now full of pricks with lots of money but no class.
Did you hear, Annapolis just plowed under their last green space to put in a housing tract of McMansions. It is going to be called "Annapolis Greens"
by ThunderMummy November 3, 2005
Get the Annapolismug. boring historic town, home to the USNA and St. Johns College. (Girls should be warned that middies are usually self-centered, deprived young men who should be avoided.) Not much nightlife (unless you're over 21) cool places to hang until then? the mall, and friend's huge mansions on the water. people who work downtown become unfriendly as the weather warms up due to the lack of parking and added foot traffic blocking the intersection. After the bars close most people hop on over to Mangia's for a late snack (open till they run outta pizza, which is usually around 2:30) after midnight however the price goes up to $3 for a slice of cheese and $3.50 for pepperoni. Housing is also very expensive, because most of it is on the water. A 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom one story house on the water? 1.2 million. Basically, Annapolis is a VERY expensive city, everything costs more when it's in a historic setting. **please note that the boat show traffic is an example of the worst traffic in history, it takes 45 mins to get from the marriott to the docks (2 blocks)
by Rainey April 10, 2005
Get the Annapolismug. by LTJG-G-G-G-Unit! January 11, 2005
Get the Annapolismug. Perhaps the classiest of preppy hometowns. Big homes with rolling lawns, or even better, no lawn in the historic district, are arguably the most coveted properties on the east coast. Kids are raised with a crab net in one hand and a lax stick in the other. Best of all, only the insiders know about Annapolis and it's prestige can only be realized through the insider's reaction. If a kid reveals he's from annapolis, check your friends' reactions. Someone is bound to know just how priveledged he is. And if you dont, well maybe you should. But we don't like to brag, thats not how its done in the south.
frat boy #1: who's that girl shotgunning beers
frat boy #2: what
frat boy #1: the hot one, in the polo
frat boy #2: oh some laxer, I heard she's from Annapolis.
frat boy #1: Damn.
frat boy #2: what
frat boy #1: the hot one, in the polo
frat boy #2: oh some laxer, I heard she's from Annapolis.
frat boy #1: Damn.
by so-frat May 31, 2005
Get the annapolismug. Pretty much the best city I've ever been to. Home to the best of everything such as restaurants, bars, crabs, and ice cream. If you're not 21 just go to Storm Brothers Ice Cream Factory and don't be in such a hurry to need a DD. Also, there is a lot of sight-seeing with the historic buildings and stuff (and also Mids are nice to look at). If you're a real local parking is a breeze because you didn't forget how to parallel park the minute you passed your driving test. Or just park in the garage, it's like the cheapest public parking ever. I mean, $1 an hour and the first one's free!
Girl #1: Hey do you want to go to Annapolis after work?
Girl #2: Yeah let's get ice cream and look at the Mids.
Girl #2: Yeah let's get ice cream and look at the Mids.
by unimportant June 5, 2005
Get the annapolismug. a small town with water all around. there are many rival highschools that party in this area for the kids are rich and the beer is cheep. most boozing tends to happen in either the highschool parking lot or the annapolis mall parking lot, then after pregaming it, its time to find the nearest rich kid whos parents are gone, get a couple kegs and sure enough four hundred people and the cops show up. dont forget the crabs and boating
by Brian Janssens September 26, 2005
Get the annapolismug. "A drinking town with a sailing problem."
Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.
We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.
We like our guys hot and our beer cold.
I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.
Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore (but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).
The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.
THE PREPPY SiDE
Most preps reside in Severna Park and are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.
THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA
Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.
PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.
PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.
HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS
A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.
Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!
PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)
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Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.
We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.
We like our guys hot and our beer cold.
I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.
Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore (but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).
The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.
THE PREPPY SiDE
Most preps reside in Severna Park and are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.
THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA
Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.
PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.
PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.
HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS
A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.
Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!
PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)
<333
Annapolis is amazing.
by crunkd prep x naptown x reppppping April 14, 2007
Get the annapolismug.