Cock Anger

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.

I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!

by The Jax April 19, 2007

angervation

The point that anger causes motivation within ones life.

Aaron was so upset with the way his girlfriend was treating him that angervation took over and he left her and bought a new car.

by BFreshwa April 27, 2014

anger bear

Someone who is very crabby and angry and who makes being around them no fun. This was used on Wonkette often. YES. It's "anger bear" not "angry bear."

"Anger bear" may be the mad version of a "sad panda"

When he found out that Scott has signed the heath care bill he turned in to a full-time anger bear.

by wonderwomyn April 20, 2010

Anger Sniper

Anger Sniper is a slang term used among the Team Fortress 2 community to describe a player who plays Sniper and has cosmetics to make one look edgy. Most Anger snipers will act as a tryhard to intentionally ruin the fun for other players in the game. An Anger Sniper's targets are usually other, commonly innocent, players or friendly players, typically those playing as a hoovy, who are simply acting silly or passive for comedic and non-violent purposes. Anger snipers tend to spam the lenny face as a chat bind after every kill along with doing the default sniper rifle taunt. As the name implies, Anger Snipers tend to wear the Anger, a Sniper cosmetic that appears as a hood covering the head, except for the eyes. A Anger Sniper's usual weapon is the AWPer Hand, a reskin for the stock sniper rifle that was awarded in Genuine quality to those who purchased CS:GO before it became free on the Steam store. (You can still buy this weapon in the community market or other trading/purchasing websites like backpack.tf)

Person 1: Hey, uhh, do you see that sniper over there? He's been doing headshots on the friendlies the entire game.
Person 2: Yeah, he's an Anger sniper. Most of them do that usually.

Anger Sniper: (lenny face chat bind)

by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

walking like an angler

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler

Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.

by alexandah May 5, 2010

angertwink

A young urban gay male who goes through his life very angry because:

1) The rest of the gay world does not recognize his incredible hotness.

2) The rest of the gay world is not incredibly hot, like he is.

Identifying characteristics: Angertwinks can often be spotted wearing fauxhawks, popped collars, and expressions of disgust.

Sneering at his own fabulous reflection, the angertwink simultaneously plucked an errant hair from his razor thin brows and did a tiny discreet bump of cocaine while throwing shade upon the crowd of trolls waiting to wash their unworthy hands.

by Chris and Joe May 25, 2006

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders orders of one's society)

N.B: the legislative, judicial and executive orders are specifically excluded from this definition because you do not necesarily go to jail for disobeying your parents or ignoring your boss's orders at work etc.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of coming home drunk, bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope and challenge my authority while you live in my house. Got that?

Daniel: yes, sir (does the military salute).

mother: good. now go do your homework, so I dont have to repeat myself again.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012