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Angelina Jolie

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
by JcDent June 17, 2007
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Angelina Jolie

She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.
by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006
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Angelina Jolie

an incredibly talented, sexy, hot actress/mother/UN Ambassador/community worker person/whatever the hell else she does...

i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.

Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
by Windy City Hottie June 24, 2006
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Angelina is An Angsty Angel.

Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother

Bittersweet,

Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel
by bettyimages August 6, 2006
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Angelina Jolie

A perfect person, this word can be an adjective as well as a noun. When used as an adjective this word should only be used when describing a female's looks. Angelina Jolie herself is a perfect woman, with absolutely NO flaws whatsoever. Anyone who doubts this is false.
That women is angelina jolie. (adjective)
Angelina Jolie is so hot. (Noun, the person herself)
by Mico May 13, 2005
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Angellina

is the queen deserves the best boyfriend in the world she is soooooo hot huge heart always there for you. smart beautiful kind caring loving
Angellina will you marry me ?
by lassdgv November 30, 2017
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Angelie

Angelie is a very beautiful girl with great taste; in clothes, music, shows and pretty much everything else. She loves spending her time watching netflix, and her eyebrows are on point literally 24/7. She loves to take pics and she is the definition of Pinterest and Tumblr all rolled into one. She alway has great advice and will have your back no matter what. They are strong, independent women who are always there to have a good time, though they can be introverted sometimes.
girl: whoa, how does she just wake up like that? Nobody can be that perfect naturally.
guy: i don't know, but daaaaammmnn angelie!
by thatgleek101 April 1, 2017
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