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ammosexual

A sexual fetish that finds pleasure in the power to kill dozens of people with the pull of a trigger. An ammosexual may understand the desire of other people to live, but feels all the greater pleasure in contemplating that he has the power to overcome that desire with his power. Ammosexuals are very protective of their fetish, and attack even the slightest gun safety measure on the grounds that they interfere with their pleasure.
Many ammosexuals practice the religion of gundamentalism or demand the invasion of weaker countries as a means of reaching wargasm.
After every mass killing, ammosexuals gather for an orgy of suppressing gun control measures.
by rewinn April 23, 2014
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"An "open-carry firearm enthusiast" who is so passionate, they take their weapons on dates, into restaurants and fast-food places. As described by Bill Maher's New Rules segment, 'Real Time with Bill Maher, 6/6/2014; HBO
1) "I was going to get a milkshake, until I saw two ammosexuals eating burgers."
2) "Good news everybody: R.J.'s Steakhouse quit allowing Ammosexuals!"
by Doktor Vonster June 7, 2014
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A person who feels sexual gratification from shoving ammunition and firearms up their rectal cavity
That ammosexual just crapped out a round of 45's
by Stave7 September 11, 2019
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A male who refuses to wear anything resembling pastels. He believes turtles are for soup, not for necks. Starbucks? The only buck this man cares about is a 12-pointer. No hair gels, no blow dryers, no skin care products, no breath mints, no socks with little pictures on them. Sushi? That's bait. Manscaping? Only if that refers to sewing up your own wound.
Dave's belief that any vehicle without a ball hitch isn't street legal is clear evidence the man is an ammosexual.
by spalds2009 October 21, 2009
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Rooted in the deep hatred of the leftist "grabnutz"
Those who will defend all of our Constitution, including the dreaded Second Amendment.
The mean old ammosexual open carryiong at the restaurant caused me to run out without paying and got me arrested for theft!! I'm a calcululz perffesor!! That gun fetishist is a threat to humanity! My wrists are too thin for those handcuffs!!!
by .458 socom May 16, 2016
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A person who prefers to engage in the sexual act of gunplay over normal intercourse.
Person A: I'm a bit of an ammosexual, personally...
Person B: Hot.
by cheese_melt February 25, 2024
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