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Get the alvya mug.Partially brown, but fully black. Once a member of the 4th battalion (EAST SIDE) in World War I, has a tendency to crave junk food but only in large doses. Stars in a major commercial production of "Project: ALF" starring Steven Seagal, Dennis Rodman and AINSLEY. Big fan of the cock.
1) check that alvyn out over there, he's got an afro, but he ain't black, how'd that happen?
2) but he is black, are you blind nigga?
1) YEA
2) but he is black, are you blind nigga?
1) YEA
by charles brown July 29, 2007
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