Altoona High

A high school in altoona pennsylvania hosting about 2500 students, 7 hundred of them are pregnant teens, 3 hundred are the boyfriends of the pregnant teens, 1 thousand of the students do drugs and the rest are normal...kinda. The school consists of 2 buildings where one was built in in the 1910s and the other was built in the 1950s....and yes you can tell the difference in age. remodeling isnt part of the budget even though the damn jr. high school kids get a brand new school with a kick ass cafe that sits right across the street.

altoona high

by mortmar May 21, 2009

Albjona

an albanian legend.

hi have u met albjona
no why
ur missing out

by ofdmadms August 8, 2017

Altona Middle School

Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it

Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.

by Urbandictionary.commmmm February 26, 2019

Altoona

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

by Leeward December 10, 2007

alton towers

home to nemesis, oblivion, air, ripsaw, corkscrew, rita, spinball, enterprise...etc

best theme park in the UK

by emily laura June 27, 2005

altron

noun. A alter ego a drunk friend has when he is completly smashed.

oh no altron is here.

by altronfriend August 18, 2009

Alton

Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.

"Wow, he is so sweet."

"Yeah, he's a total Alton"

"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"

by bucksluvr December 29, 2011