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Alphen

by Averykooldude November 12, 2021
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Alpherino

Alpherino, the almighty leady boi of the Big Boy Cult (BBC)
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Guys! Look! It's the mighty Alpherino! Bow down!
by Dominus Delirium August 28, 2018
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The alphie

Is when you insert your balls in her vagina and pull them out real slow until it makes a bopp sound if it doesn't make that sound it's just another disgusting act your doing to your girl. It has to be performed before intercouse because it can't be too wet or loose otherwise your gonna be able to make the bopp sound very rare to do
Before we go any further let's try to make the alphie bopp before your puusy to wet
by defunkizm July 18, 2022
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Alpheus

1. Greek river-God

Alpheus, also known as Alpheios (Ancient Greek: Ἀλφειός, meaning "whitish"), was in Greek mythology a river (the modern Alfeios River) and river-god.

2. River

Alpheus was also the river which Hercules, in the fifth of his labours, re-routed in order to clean the filth from the Augean Stables in a single day, a task which had been presumed to be impossible.

3. Species of shrimp

Alpheus is a genus of snapping shrimp of the family Alpheidae. This genus contains in excess of 250 species, making this the most species-rich genus of shrimp. Like other snapping shrimp, the claws of Alpheus are asymmetrical, with one of the claws enlarged for making a popping noise.

4. A learned chief/A capable person
His name is Alpheus and true to his name, he leads an army of thousands.
by Suehpla August 27, 2011
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alphet

I wore the same alphet as you for Hollaween.
by joba December 24, 2007
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Alphet

Outfit, especially an "alt" e.g. alternative (uncommon, special, different) outfit. Term extremely popularized in 2020 on the Tiktok app.
Let me show you the alphets I'd wear to steal your girl.

My favourite alphets.
by AltGirl3000 September 3, 2020
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Alphaesthete

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010
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