with all due respect, you should keep your hands off my keyboard.
with all due respect, keep that shit to yourself.
with all due respect, keep that shit to yourself.
by charles chau April 9, 2008
"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz
"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry
by mum61e January 23, 2012
The only time you would use this little phrase is when you are going to insult someone to the point of pissing them off. Just because you say it doesn't mean you can say whatever you wish afterwards, and if someone has a comeback to your insult you can't throw it in their face that you said, "With all due respect." You should use this phrase wisely, you might piss your girlfriend off with it! :-)
Anthony-"With all due respect, you three look gay..."
Kylie-"Don't even get us started on you!"
Anthony-"I SAID WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, that means i can say what ever i want and you can't get mad or offended. you 3 look like tools!"
Kylie- "And just because you said, "with all due respect" it doesn't mean you can say whatever you want it simply means, CAUTION I'M GOING TO BE AN ASS WITH THIS COMMENT AND I WILL REGRET IT LATER!!"
Kylie-"Don't even get us started on you!"
Anthony-"I SAID WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, that means i can say what ever i want and you can't get mad or offended. you 3 look like tools!"
Kylie- "And just because you said, "with all due respect" it doesn't mean you can say whatever you want it simply means, CAUTION I'M GOING TO BE AN ASS WITH THIS COMMENT AND I WILL REGRET IT LATER!!"
by Boycotting You! September 4, 2008
Boss: Ted, I'm Going to have to fire you. Your output has-
Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES
Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES
by CaptainTerror November 10, 2009
Mr. Carpenter, with all due respect, when one uses the phrase "with all due respect", it actually means you consider the person you're talking-to is a moron. With all due respect.
by Jimmy The Law December 4, 2013
A term used by many people all over the world, to make the next few words coming out of their mouth, sound less offensive.
Chad: With all due respect Tom, your mom looks like a permanently aroused gorilla.
Tom: Dude! saying "With all due respect" doesn't mean you can say that!
Chad: I'm sorry man but like, With all due respect, i wouldn't be surprised if she goes to the barber, just to get her Muff trimmed!
Tom: ... :o... how did you know?
Tom: Dude! saying "With all due respect" doesn't mean you can say that!
Chad: I'm sorry man but like, With all due respect, i wouldn't be surprised if she goes to the barber, just to get her Muff trimmed!
Tom: ... :o... how did you know?
by S[]D//=\\CER54 November 2, 2009
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