1. Name; Etymology behind this man's name is "Defender of Men".
2. Strong, courageous, English man's name.
1. "Wow, did you see Alistair on the beach? He took on the zombie invasion hordes alone with just a broadsword!"

2. "Wow, look at Alistair's hair today. I want to bone him."
by Lauren_the_Lovely May 26, 2009
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good at everything loves punching people and says its a reflex, very good at cricket and boxing always very hot, has a huge penis and all the girls love him
omg is that Alistair he's so good at everything and he's so hot
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One of the most special people to walk this planet. Alistair has the most beautiful green/hazel eyes. If you know an Alistair,don't let them go.
Per. 1 :"Hey have you seen Alistair today?"
Per. 2 : "You mean the most precious person ever?"
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Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG
oh yeah Alistair was the most amazing child hood freind
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The most amazing boy you’ll meet. He is super funny and kind and definitely GORGEOUS. He is so caring and you can tell that he couldn’t be in love with you by just looking into his dark blue eyes. The most amazing person in this world
Dude: is that alistair?

Girl: yes! I’m leaving you for him:)
Dude: no! It’s not fair
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He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.
"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"
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