Alex Ching

Some fucking moron who plays TF2 in the current year of 2020. He is very edgy and cranky and he is a knife carrier. He is also well known for holding the channel on YouTube as know of Engineer Gaming. It's famous and he has about 69,000 subs. He also uses a sad cowboy emoji. He is also well known reddit user and Discord mod who doesn't like people posting memes in General. And he doesn't like @everyone commands.

"lol, Alex Ching stop stabbing me, it's really mean."

"Alex Ching, I hate you are should die of the cancer"

"I'm gonna ping Alex Ching on Discord lmfao"

by Thecancermeme November 11, 2020

alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019

Alex Carter

Alex Carter is someone who is obsessed with brass knuckles. She is currently a rapper and a sucessful teacher. Already,one of his brilliant students got a fucking diploma. Her signature is usually her hand print. Alex Carter is sometimes known as cookie, or some kind of viagra product, but actually, Alex Carter is just someone who loves brass knuckles, inspiring kids. She has made her appearance in many shows including iCarly, Barney, and Paris Hilton My New Bff. Don't fucking mess with her. Trust me she will beat your ass tilll its sore.

Random Noob 1: Hey who is that bitch over there?!
Michi: DON'T FUCK WITH HER...SHE'S ALEX CARTER. SHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.

by Aphrothena July 8, 2011

Alex CB

The one that just doesn't care about anything and does whatever he wants with no care and is never serious about anything, also a bit memey whenever he says stuff which is clearly a joke - never stops the joke, he is known for taking jokes way too far and even getting into trouble with the police sometimes. Allegedly gay.

“Gaddaym, Alex CB sure is one interesting guy!”
“Bruh you’re such an Alex CB, Henry…”
“Hey, who’s that total Alex CB over there?”

by WhatWhyAreYouReadingThis May 8, 2022

alex constancio

amazing cute person, funny and austin mahones best friend

Person 1: OMG did you see alex constancio today? he looked so cute.
Person 2: yea and i think austin mahone was with him.

by Jenna Mayy January 5, 2012

Alex Crack

Also known as "Alexander Mackenzie High School" or "AMAC", this Canadian high school is known for arrogant/stupid students trying too hard to be gangster, majority foreign-exchange students, shitty teachers, and extreme drug use (hence the name). The only reason this school would be considered a viable option is if you enjoy being involved in toxic friend groups, other schools don't want you, or if you're involved in the Arts/IB program (which bring in the hippies and the Asians). The school is next to a hospital, what else do you need to know?

Guy 1: Hey man I heard the new kid in 3rd switched schools .
Guy 2: Yeah man he's the 4th one this month.
Guy 1: Any reason why?
Guy 2: The fuck you think its Alex Crack.
Guy 1: Yeah nobody likes it here.

by that22guy December 4, 2019

Alex Champion

someone who is extremely cringe, wears glasses and also won't shut the fuck up.

Friend 1: "bro I love wendy's"(deez-nuts reference)
Friend 2: "shut the up you little Alex Champion

by bweasy March 11, 2022