Usually a big dicked dude who works on a farm. They usually like a cold beer by the countryside and nice campfires. If you have an Aldon then don't let him go, he's a pretty big catch ;)
You know the guy Aldon? Yeah he supposedly tackled a bull a couple days ago and there's not a scratch on him!
by ktracy019 May 22, 2019
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by CUCLOVER August 22, 2022
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by Venasai November 23, 2021
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by bigdaddysexyman230 June 14, 2022
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Altjon you smell like an Italian mafia bosses armpits
Altjon stop being a little bitch and ask the girl out
Altjon stop being a little bitch and ask the girl out
by Sexyirishbastard December 2, 2019
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