aldeon 

Sexy man, all the ladies go for him, tall, loves to have fun with people but shy at times, attracted to all carly's out there no matter what their spelling. Generous, kind, superr good looking but doesnt have internet that much. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like aldeon.

Aldeon- "did you see that sexy girl carly?"
Random- "yeah man, total score, you should go for it"

aldeon by sexybby12333 September 30, 2014

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

Alden Detmuh 

The act of Simping

"Hey look at that hot girl over there."
"Yeah, I'm Alden Detmuhing over her."

Alden Detmuh by DetmuhFanClub March 1, 2022

Alden 

Alden is Alden. His motives are unknown

Oh! Theres Alden!

Alden by Gelatenousfelines888 March 17, 2019

General Alden 

The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to

James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?

Rob:

General Alden by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021