Alcapoopies

The horrible alcohol induced case of the shits that happens after a long night of drinking. May include severe stomach cramping and smelly farts.

Ben; "I've been up since 5am, running to the bathroom continuously!"
Mark; "dude...you have a case of the alcapoopies"

by tigger16 September 2, 2012

alcopop

an unsatisfactory shag while still drunk the next day or hungover. Can also be performed on own. leaves you feeling worse than ever and in need of another drink! best performed with a stranger.

Even after having an 'alcopop' I still felt crap.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004

alcopopic

a person who is addicted to alco pops.

person 1: "woooah you're such an alcopopic!"

person 2: "no way man, i just really like alcopops"

person 1: "whateverrrr"

by kay johanna October 3, 2007

alcoplop

The three-phase toley that you drop after a night out on the piss.

Phase 1: Your Dinner - normal shit for the morning.

Phase 2: The beer - quite nasty, but this depends on what you drank.

Phase 3: The Beer Munchies - the remnants of that Largedonnerwitheverythinganacanabru or undercooked burger that you ate on the way home. This has potential to be the nastiest phase.

NB. Three phases does not equal three visits to the pan, this shit has been known to last until 2pm and need ~45 visits to the pan.

Fraser: You feeling ok dude?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Stew: You nearly done in there?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Michael: What's that noise?
Fraser/Stew: John is mid-alcoplop

by The Bag Boy May 18, 2005

alcopop pussy

A teenage chavette with low self esteem.Who,in order to fit in lets small groups of chav-lads play with her pussy while she gets 'free' alcopops/lager as a sweetner.

" That chavette on the park was playing hard to get last night.But as soon as we offered her some alcopops she just lay back on the grass(drinking away)while the 'cru' took it in turns to play with her pussy".
"She thought she was being a real 'pimpette' but she's just an alcopop pussy".

by CHAVLOSERS December 9, 2008