Alcoclawic

An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.

Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.

“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”

“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”

“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”

by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019

acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

by schweeby May 19, 2014

Aycock

(only after the name britten)
an unusually large penis, and perfect lover

did you hear that dudes penis was an Aycock i heard his girl friend couldn't walk for a week she was so exhausted.

by the alpha and the omega2.0 October 22, 2010

accockted

1. a description of one who is addicted to a person's cock (penis) or things having to do with the cock (penis).

2. a 'gay' version of the word addicted.

1. I can't fuckin' help it, i'm accockted to the way he fucks me!

2. Boi, you know i'm accockted to hummus!

by CockyJon August 14, 2005

Acockabus

Acockabus is a word that Harry Potter lovers use they look at there dick hoping that saying acockabus will make it bigger but it doesn't.

Watch this my dick is about to get big acockabus

by Biddickfucker February 14, 2017

alock

another way of saying bet or i got you

person 1 “aye let’s got to the mall friday” person 2 alockk

by matacains October 21, 2022

kev adcock

The name of perfection. A bearded wonder

Look at that gorgeous bearded man over there, it must be Kev Adcock

by Bigkevpa July 2, 2017