albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Dirty Albin

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.

“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”

by J-Meow June 5, 2020

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Albenis

The penis of a man with albinism.

Person 1: "Woah, you better put some sunscreen on your albenis before you get sunburnt!"

Person 2 (Albino): "Shut up, Carl."

by totally_not_a_stalker November 24, 2022

New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.

Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work

by Hite May 8, 2011

Albane

She is a really sweet and nice girl. She has quite a character but she is very kind and loyal. She is naturally beautiful, she often has long hair and very beautiful eyes. Everyone wants an Albane in their life. She knows how to listen and will be your best friend if you like gossip. On the other hand, if you provoke her, she will make you regret it.

Lina : I wish I new Colin's new friend...
Victoire : Her name is Albane, she is super nice. Yesterday she shared her meal with me because I forgot mine!

by MoiNinou March 16, 2021

Aleyna

Aleyna is a very smart pretty and intelligent girl she usually has all the boys chasing after her. Aleyna's name means love in African American. Aleyna is also a person with health and beauty, any guy would be lucky to go out with an Aleyna

Woah look at her she's gorgeous, I think her name is Aleyna

by Hartar January 13, 2015