Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM

I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.

by lilMak January 4, 2012

Albert Wesker

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Lawrence Albert Connor

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

by rahal July 29, 2020

Splat Albert

Tyree Sampson, the 14 year old 6 foot 5 and 380 pound kid who fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

Splat Albert fell to his death while riding the Orlando FreeFall tower.

by R33001 May 8, 2022

Alberto Halos

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

by pinjer October 3, 2018

Albert/flamingo

A YouTuber who plays roblox

Albert/flamingo is EPIC YO TONGO

by anonymous November 1, 2020

albertsstuffed

Creating a second YouTube channel and telling fans that you'll still be posting on your main channel. After that, you keep your word for a month or 2, then leave your first channel in the dust.

The origin of the word derives from the now dead YouTube channel "Albertsstuff"

John: "Hey man, did you watch that new Dashiegames video?"
Becky: "You know that's not his first channel right?
John: "What? No way! What did he use to do?"
Becky: "He did skits, they were funny as hell!"
John: "So what happened?"
Becky: "He albertsstuffed it."
John: "What was it called?"
Becky: "DashieXP"

by ADJ9856 June 22, 2019