Alanis

Alanis is the hella happy sometimes but then sad other times type of girl.She is really pretty but thinks she is an ugly peace of shit.When she is sad everyone is concerned.She is a tough and brave girl and has gone through a battle with depression in the past but she tries to ignore it so she can be a better version of herself.One little thing fazes and she lets her emotions out when need be.Bottom line she is a badass even though she doesn’t think so.Other than that she has a big sense of humor and is VERY clumsy.She can be annoying but that’s only to make others smile.She gets embarrassed 😖 all the time.Love a Alanis because they are very special.

“Dang Alanis”
“Alanis are you ok?”
“Ya she is a little annoying”
“She’s funny sometimes”

by Queen-Dunkin🔥 September 14, 2019

Alanis

Alanis is a talented girl who doesn’t know who clear skin is and the funniest and dirtiest. Alanis has lots of friends but doesn’t tell any of them niggas shit! She can be a girly girl but she also love to shoot shit up... She is the loudest in the group and acts like she doesn’t care but deep down, Alanis has secrets.

Person 1: Do you know Alanis?
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!

by shellybellies5 May 26, 2019

Alaïs

the prettiest boy in the world my ig @17alais

hey alaïs !

by chicago hates you December 5, 2021

alaisa

Very beautiful name often meaning the girl is sweet smart and kind

Look at the girl she is just like an alaisa

by Craziestoneoutthere June 17, 2016

Alasia

Alasia means that you are beautiful. Any person that has the honor of having the name Alasia is very lucky and special. You are smexy and have the most beautiful body any girl could ever want. Most people whose name is Alasia usually have green eyes, and very beautiful hair.

Person1: "You know Alasia?"
Person2: "The green-eyed beauty? I'm so jealous of her!!"

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

Alanis Ironic

a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.

b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.

c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.

'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."

by Captain American't July 11, 2011

Alaisha

Alaisha is the type of girl who doesn't take shit from other people. She's most likely mixed and has an amazing body that she hides under her clothes. An Alaisha would be brutally honest unless she sincerely likes the person. She's flexible and doesn't always get along with her family. She's the type of girl that's scared to be alone so she's always dating someone. Alaisha would be a very insecure girl but play it off like she's confident.

"Did you see Alaisha the other day? "
"Oh my gosh! She's so pretty!"

by fuckinglai August 28, 2018