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Alabama Black Snake

what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.
quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.
by steele, john steele April 19, 2004
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alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis
"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023
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Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022
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Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.
Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.
by Speeggggy July 10, 2024
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Alabama Snakerider

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.
She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.
by AssburgMcStuffins June 22, 2020
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alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.
Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!
by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020
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Alabama Banana Shake

When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.
You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room
by 5dorra October 14, 2016
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