nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

Armadildo

A dildo the size of your arm.

Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.

by Smokinbarrel7 October 30, 2016

armadildo

A religious fanatic who believes the world is about to end in armageddon.

Q. What's with that guy dragging the cross around?
A. He's an armadildo who says the world is ending this weekend.

by euphemismo October 29, 2011

Armadillos

Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).

Look at the size of that armadillos penis!

by Arman Van Helden August 12, 2011

armadildo

haha.. armaDILDO, that's funny. okay so i don't know how to explain this apart from maybe making a picture in your mind about an armadillo with a dildo, yeah idk let's just see if it gets publish aye

i searched up 'armadildo' instead of 'armadillo' and i was not disapointed, hahahahahaha

by oh puh-leeze July 10, 2018

Armadildo

Heavily weaponized dildo. No exceptions.

John: Look she's getting the armadildo out
Transla: That looks nice!

by ̵̱͑͂͒̐͌̐̍̈́̍̈́̈́͌͊͊̃̽̍͑͛̀̌̆͝͝͠͝͝ August 20, 2022

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023