Aftershat

Opposite of Aftersnack. Except tastes like ass.

"Brrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp." OMG that was gross! I just had an aftershat after eating all that shitty Mcdonalds!

by J.J Walker's Penis February 1, 2009

afterspray

When you take a shit, and then you spray like crazy after the main load is finished.

Also, when you go to fart at someone, or maybe for some reason you decide to keep it to yourself and waste the fart and not direct it at one of your friends, you go to fart and accidently spray shit in your pants.

After shitting the main part, you spray like crazy in the can.

Bend over to fart at someone, push hard and let it go, and accidently shit yourself, then you scream "AWW NO, AFTERSPRAY"

by ChaseM October 27, 2007

Afterslay

To violently cause the death of someone after they have already been slain.

The vampires keep going after Blade like they don't know know he's just going to afterslay them with that sword.

by Burden13 September 17, 2010

afterspect

1: A combination of afterword and retrospect
2: If you don't know what afterword or retrospect mean, you are a moron and probably found this website or even turned on the computer by total mistake, and you probably can't even read. HAHA you are stupid, you might be a monkey in one of those experiments where they put 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters (computers in this day and age) and try to write the american novel. So basically, you only get response by words like banana. BANANA!!!! now, do I have your attention? Stupid monkey....

Janelle: Well in afterspect, I would still like a banana.
Anyone who knows the english language: What the hell does afterspect mean?

by Ryan March 29, 2003

afterlater

An ambiguous time period, literally After later, usually used when something probably won't get done.

Dad: Son, when are you going to clean your room?

Son: Don't worry dad, I'll do it afterlater.

by Obeythefist March 20, 2008

afterplastered

Low energy state humans experience when alcohol induced euphoria has left them.

Taking care of a kid on a long flight is tough, but doing it afterplastered is a million times worse!

by dhrotky December 23, 2019

Afterplant

A situation in which a team in Counter-Strike plants the bomb, with the intent to play calm and calculated to take advantage of the bomb countdown timer

Vitality did not know how to play the afterplant properly

by KrilleH October 2, 2022