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afterspray 

When you take a shit, and then you spray like crazy after the main load is finished.

Also, when you go to fart at someone, or maybe for some reason you decide to keep it to yourself and waste the fart and not direct it at one of your friends, you go to fart and accidently spray shit in your pants.
After shitting the main part, you spray like crazy in the can.

Bend over to fart at someone, push hard and let it go, and accidently shit yourself, then you scream "AWW NO, AFTERSPRAY"
afterspray by ChaseM October 27, 2007
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aftersplash 

When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.
Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.
aftersplash by MR123 October 3, 2006

afterplay 

The cuddling, kissing etc. which occurs after sex.
Woman: The sex is great, but I wish there was more afterplay.
afterplay by Alexi Lupin December 30, 2004

Afterspaff 

When you cum then five minuets later cum again out of no where
It’s the after math of the cum you could call it the afterspaff.

aftersplash prevention 

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.
Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.
aftersplash prevention by MR123 October 5, 2006

afterplay 

Many women stop performing fellatio (Head) right after their man ejaculates (Cums). Instead, you should continue to gently stimulate orally or with your hand for a minute or two longer. After a climax, the penis becomes much more sensitive, so try giving it to him a little longer. Be careful though, some men find this afterplay too intense to handle.
Man 1: Jane gave me really good afterplay.
Man 2: afterplay was too intense for me and kevin.
afterplay by ShelbyBoo August 13, 2006

Aftersplat 

That burning splatter you get at the end of a really wet fart.
Fred ate too many jalapenos, and had a nasty case of the aftersplats
Aftersplat by sl2112 April 17, 2009
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