Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterfap

The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.

Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.

by ragequite December 22, 2010

aftercare

The psychological or physical care either a Dominant or submissive receives after playing in kink, BDSM, or fetish situations.

"She is going to need a tremendous amount of aftercare after she does that needle play!"

"I need to give myself some aftercare after flogging for that long!"

by Domme Danielle November 21, 2011

After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass

Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants

by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009

aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy

Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022

afterface

The face you make after you bust

I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust

by FurryFag June 5, 2016

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009