1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.
2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!
by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008
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n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.
Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.
See also: chunky beef stew
Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.
See also: chunky beef stew
Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.
by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006
Get the Afterbirth mug.1: The overwhelming sense of pain experienced shortly after the initial injury is inflicted.
2: A Phrase spoken by someone who is experiencing the feelings described in definition 1.
2: A Phrase spoken by someone who is experiencing the feelings described in definition 1.
(John) "Kidney punch!!!"
(Mike)"Ouch that kinda hurt... (Waits for a second) Holy shit balls, AFTERHURT!!! (Rolls on floor making hissing sounds and incoherent strings of profanities whilst Mike laughs hysterically.)
(Mike)"Ouch that kinda hurt... (Waits for a second) Holy shit balls, AFTERHURT!!! (Rolls on floor making hissing sounds and incoherent strings of profanities whilst Mike laughs hysterically.)
by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009
Get the Afterhurt mug.The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.
Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.
by tpatora October 12, 2009
Get the Afghani Afterbirth mug.Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
by EmperorSack May 16, 2009
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Damn dude, we just smoked an O last night and I have afterburn.
I think I have afterburn, I got so stoned last night and I can't think straight.
I think I have afterburn, I got so stoned last night and I can't think straight.
by James Rodrickson December 30, 2008
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